This is Something

If only I lived in a world without left handed people. If I did then everything would be allllllllllll right! Ha! Get it? “All right” as in no one would use their left han- Okay I’m done.

On the subject of the world, I’m sure you all agree that the world is a crazy place. You got people killing people at the same time as people helping people. Then there’s those volcanoes man, frackin volcanoes. Who came up with that right? They look like giant earth pimples. If I could have the super power of making hot volcanic rock shoot out of my pimples, I probably wouldn’t want it.

What did you just read? It doesn’t matter! And now for something completely different:

Is that a smile I see? :D