Thursday, December 27, 2012

Buffalo Cudi


Tomorrow I’m taking the train north to spend a whole week at my girlfriend’s house in Buffalo (don’t try and break into my house unless you want an Afghan war veteran to beat the crap out of you). I love everything about Buffalo except its flatness. Living in a valley all these years makes the flatness of that area feel depressing. Overall Buffalo is just and enjoyable place to visit.  I'd never live there.

Also bought a classic CD today: Kid Cudi's Man On The Moon. Glad to finally own it.  That is all Internet.  Goodnight an peace out Washingtonville!
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d62Inte-liM KUDI!

Wednesday, December 26, 2012

No More Hipsterz

Being away from all the hipsterism of my school has made me aware of a few things.  For starters there's this super crazy thing called intolerance that still exists.  People in the real world still do not tolerate certain "types" of people.  Being around such diversity for so long has made me kind of believe: "hey, maybe we can actually do this whole world peace come together/love one another thing" (or maybe just learn to hide our disgust well enough for it to dissapear).   Sadly it seems we still have a long way to go.

In other news I've srarted reading Aljazeera to contrast my watching of Fox News.  For those of you who don't know Aljazeera is the #1 news network in the middle east right now, it's greeat for news on foreign policy and full of American critisisms (from a liturature majors perspective a good thing).

Here's them reporting on Gangam style's one billion views. Hey, it's big news!

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Socks for Christmas


Yes my parent got me a ton of socks for Christmas. As a kid I never thought I would say this but THANK GOD. There are plenty of things I can live without but the one thing that I always need are dry socks. They're the good Under-Armor kind too.  It’s a weird thing for a suburban raised middle class guy to be thankful for but if you think about it, it’s pretty awesome.

 I am so thankful this Christmas for all I already have; a great family; a place to come home too; apple pie; warm socks; and the best cook in the world; my Dad.  Happy Holidays Internet.

Sunday, December 23, 2012

Working Hard Later


My resolutions to get stuff done over the break are wavering.  Must… be… productive!

Saturday, December 22, 2012

Understanding The Universe


Danger this is deep water:

Much of my understanding of how the universe works is based off the incredibly realist (and depressing) idea that every positive event is ultimately followed by an equal negative event.  It’s not karma.  It’s a sequence of “good” followed by “bad” followed by “good” for all eternity.  There are a few exemptions to this system.  The exchange of money for a product applies to both “good” and “bad” because you are giving  something up to receive something else.  Also, newsworthy catastrophes do not count because it is to be assumed that an equal event of greater “good” will follow and not receive enough (if any) news coverage.

After reading my explanation of how the universe works the realism is clear.  I’m clearly building a solution to understanding something that is far beyond me off of a few shreds of truth and massive amounts of assumptions and interpretations.  Yet I think about this constantly, every time telling myself how ridiculous a thing it is to assume.

For example:  In Samuel Huntington’s Clash of Civilizations and The Remaking of The World Order, Huntington argues that all future international conflicts shall be between “the west and the rest of the world.” He builds this idea off the obvious fact that it is unlikely there shall ever be a war between any European and North American country, not to mention the constant historical motif that the empire on top is always opposed by virtually everyone. 

This kind of thinking can lead to short term decisions that do not help in the long run.  As a result of taking a realist stance on my interpretation of reality, I stop searching and close myself off to any other new idea.  As a result of Mr. Huntington pitting the west against the world, he stops looking for a solution resulting in world unity.

Realism is shortsighted and dangerous; never stop looking for the best possible outcome.

Friday, December 21, 2012

Fried Chicken


So my Dad got a deep fryer while I was away.  Apparently, ever since he got it he has been obsessed with making fried calamari, chicken, and onion rings.  Honestly I couldn’t be happier.  I miss home cooked meals more than anything else. It’s probably the best part about being home.  I also miss three square meals a day.

Listening to some Big Boi and Kid Cudi tonight http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3lEVSbPNRI Goodnight internet.

Thursday, December 20, 2012

Going Home!

Finished my last final and I'm going home tonight. It's starting to feel like Christmass!  Speaking of Christmass,  I've been stockpiling starbucks double shots to give as gifts.  As much as I despise their free wifi and four dollar breakfast sandwiches those double shots do make good gifts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a56jjjZRqk8 T.I. Christmass!

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Doctor What?


So I was finally able to learn what “Doctor Who” was yesterday.  Or at least I think I did.  Here’s what I gather from watching two episodes which were somewhere along the line of its apparently massive scope of episodes:
1.       There’s a Doctor guy who doesn’t practice medicine but travels through time in a police box with a light up pen that solves everything.
2.       There is a female character who is but isn’t in love with the Doctor guy.  You kind of get the feeling that it’s a friendship and a relationship at the same time.  Honestly, I think the poor guys afraid to cross that line because of just how stupid this girl is.  She gets tricked like three times in one episode and the Doctor guy had to save her every single time.
3.       Every characters appearance mirrors that of something out of Fantasia (aliens and such).
4.       Doctor guy can die but he can’t die because he can glow his way out of dying.
5.       There’s an intergalactic pest control service of metal octopus men who seem to fit into the plot quite nicely.
6.       Everyone is British (no exceptions).

In other news T.I is amazing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jemfTLsvsw

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Social Fears

Telephone calls make me nervous. It’s probably a weird thing but I must admit talking to someone I don’t know on the phone sometimes can make me really uneasy. Honestly it’s my one social fear.  Sometimes I write down what I’m going to say on a piece of paper and read it off before I actually call them.  I think to myself: "maybe I'm talking to some sort of alien laser spiders! I don't want to embarrass the entire human race!"  I don't know I can't see them how do I know they are just people. Seems a little extreme and ridiculous right?  I caught myself doing that yesterday when I called Toys R Us about the job that I had that suddenly disappeared.  I waited on the phone for about an hour and no one picked up.  Going to probably look for another job soon, they haven’t even paid me yet.   Oh and this blog has 2000 views.  That’s crazyyyyy!

Monday, December 17, 2012

Why Reality Can Suck

If the Flash had no more super villains to fight it would be so sad.  Yes he probably would run everywhere and do everything there is to do, but he would finish doing everything so quick there would be nothing left to do, except maybe try being a super villain.  Then he would get being a super villain done so fast he would do even worse things and worse things.  Eventually, Flash would destroy the world and probably kill himself.   Considering the Flash is my favorite superhero, I don’t ever want this to happen to him.  Thanks to DC and their amazing plot holes and crazy twists that make no sense however, the Flash will always have something fun to do.  The moral of the story is sometimes things that make sense suck. 

Sunday, December 16, 2012

Finals and such


I helped my girlfriend move into her new apartment in the upper west side of Manhattan this weekend. While it may appear to be nothing more than a tiny box, she is making the best of it and cherishing her new home. Personally I could not be more excited for her and it's so much cheaper than the dorm at her old college. In other news finals are this week and study mode has engaged! On Tuesday I have my Greek and Roman History final and Thursday my Bible final.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vorFNqh50po section 80 kind of week

Saturday, December 15, 2012

Shooting

As you all know the shooting in Newtown Connecticut was a tremendous tragedy.  In the wake of these events however, let us not make any rash decisions or jump to any conclusions.  There is a lot of room for blame, slander, and hate ready to be thrown at people with different opinions. We must wait for all the evidence to be presented. Until then let us pick our words carefully and keep our intentions just.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIA0W69U2_Y Obama's speech on the matter

Thursday, December 13, 2012

Right To Work Protests

Protesting is a fantastic way to voice your beliefs.  As many of you are aware the protests over the Right to Work laws in Michigan is on the front page of the paper every day this week.  Thousands of union workers and those who were against the law showed up to protest, but there were others who showed up in support of the law as well. Some of those people were met with physical attacks and the tearing down of a tent by pro-union protestors.  Such actions in protests are unacceptable.  For a protest to function properly in America it must remain nonviolent. There were some people who were pepper sprayed on the union’s side by police and yes such issues do exist.  There are always grey areas that arise between law enforcement and civilians.  But when civilians turn on other civilians, it damages all credibility a protest can have and turns the protesters into “thugs” in the public eye.
Here is the video of the violent attack. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_F3oev06i0

Wednesday, December 12, 2012


Today I went to a lecture given by my bible professor Lee Schlesinger on why poetry is important. In it he addressed many ideas about language that were fascinating.   One entity his lecture was that good poetry allows us to use language at one hundred percent capacity.  Conversationally we use it only at five percent capacity.  Therefore, it is necessary to have areas of reference that show the abilities of language to communicate on many levels.   
Another point he made was that in a world moving at such a fast pace, poetry provides a sort of counterbalance to that pace.  Poetry is a place where quick thoughtless interpretation is unacceptable.  If it was then a poet would just say exactly what he means as plain as possible.  Lee compared this simple transaction:  “When a shipping company wraps and sends a package, the receiver will open the package and receive exactly what those who shipped it to him intended… Poetry is the opposite.”
One of the biggest arguments against his points was the notion that poetry lacks of utility use and that it’s something "rich people do while they wait around for their money." Lee argued that one of poetry’s best utilities is that it makes us feel pleasure and guiltlessly so. A rare combination seldom found other places. 
Overall it was a tremendously enjoyable lecture and I hope my review does him justice.

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Today my friend Marcus found out the Gnarles Barkley and Cee Lo Green were the same person (yes there was another guy...). What a shmuck!  You know who else is the same person: 2 Chainz and Tity Boi,  Matt Damon and Mark Whalberg,  Sasha Fierce and Beyonce,  Superman and Clark Kent, Wiz Khalifa and a high confused llama, Mark Walkberg and Marky Mark, and Tom Hanks and Denzel Washington.  Blowing your mind everyday internet. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWqQk0GjrHc

Monday, December 10, 2012

Today my roommates informed me that my "Sperry" shoes like all other boat shoes are made to get easily wet... Shows how much I know about footwear. The shame is unbearable.  Every waking moment I live in constant disgrace.  The laughing.  It needs to stop!  Why won't it stop! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePwM4WzborQ

Sunday, December 9, 2012

I found an interesting article on the Trayvon Martin case.  Apparently the injuries that George Zimmerman had sustained on the back of his head could have been self-inflicted.  This article suggests that by slamming his own gun to the back of his own head, he tried to make it look like Trayvon beat him up.  It’s really interesting and I believe very plausible. http://dothprotesttoomuch.com/2012/12/06/what-do-you-think/
Macklemore and Ryan being real: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_DIkJ0Ca10

Saturday, December 8, 2012

I saw the Nutcracker today at the performing arts center at my college this evening.  First of I’d like to congratulate everyone involved it was a fantastic performance!  The little kids they used as extras and the fake snow were nice touches.  It was clear that those students worked really hard and I’m glad it paid off. Da-nanana-na -na-na-na!
 I found a preview of last years performance: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxdhpZQsJ1Q

Friday, December 7, 2012


My girlfriend got me these wonderful Sperry brand shoes for Christmas last year.  They look really snazzy and I wear them a lot.  There’s just one problem.  They don’t keep any water out.  For some reason every time I wear them end up with wet socks at the end of the day.  I would think a shoe as expensive as these would have figured this problem out because there is nothing worse than wearing wet socks all day. Nothing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlihgLRGj0k&feature=g-high-lik Some cool underrated YouTube channels courtesy of Vsause.

Thursday, December 6, 2012


A wise man once said: "I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed." That man was Michael Jordan, the first basketball player to play a game of basketball game alongside Bugs Bunny against intergalactic invaders of children’s shows. It is because of his victory here that we today can live and peace and harmony. Thank you MJ. You are an inspiration.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9FImc2LOr8

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Happy Birthday Faith Schneider!!!! I love you so much!
Well I’m on page 100 In the process of reading the Great Gatsby.  It’s a shame I have not read it.  So far it’s a really interesting read (especially because I’m a literature major).   Mr. Gatsby is such a fascinating individual, though I find his pursuit of Daisy as a shallow explanation for his actions.  I look forward to finishing it very soon and to the new movie with Leonardo Dicaprio.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rARN6agiW7o Trailer
Song used in beginning Trailer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJt7gNi3Nr4

Monday, December 3, 2012

Sorry I didn’t get a chance to post anything all weekend Internet.  It’s my girlfriend’s birthday in two days and I’ve been preparing to blow her away.  As I was shopping for certain things however, one of my friends was telling me that she thought I was overdoing it.  This really begs the question “what is it you do” for your significant others birthday.  Get a card? Dinner? Both? More or less?  What do you think?  I wonder if anyone would possibly answer this I haven’t really ever asked you guys and girls questions.  Anyway I guess I’ll try something new.  If I get a couple answers I’ll tell you all what I did.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRZBAvstyxA Kanye White Dress