As I sit in my room harmlessly reading Kafka’s Metamorphosis, I hear from my window the
quite loud and angry sound of a woman who is apparently upset with someone
named Kevin. I believe her exact words
were: “Fuck you Kevin! Fuck you!” While I laughed to myself a little, I’m sure
there was a perfectly understandable reason for her frustration. But then again, I’ve yet to know a bad
Kevin. After all, I love Kevin James in
The King of Queens. There’s also Kevin
Garnett who is considered one of the most dominant and versatile players of his
time. There’s even Kevin who lives down
the hall from me he’s really cool too. Hi
Kevin! With all that said I believe this
outburst of profanity was unjustified and that the woman for slandering Kevin’s good
name should come forth and apologize.
Seriously people, we need to treat our Kevin’s with respect!
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