Moving back into the hipster infested compound that is
Purchase College, I thought it would be a normal and comfortable migration... Then I opened the fridge. Instead of finding a nice clean white
interior I was struck by the sight of the most disgusting mold I have ever
seen, I almost vomited. Soon this mold and I were locked in mortal combat. My spray with Windex attack was super
effective and did a tremendous amount of damage, but the mold quickly fired back
with exploding fungus. I blocked it with
my paper towel defense and smothered it. The wet mold quickly broke through the
first barrier so I used the whole role as my final ultimate attack. The mold had been beaten. I put some gloves on and whipped the remains
up and threw it in the trash. Today was
a great victory. Let us never forget
1/22/13. It must be remembered as the
day of the great mold battle. Have a
good dinner internet.
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