The year is 2013. We find our hero Joseph Chiavaro attempting to make it home from a long weekend of fun. As he steps on the one train to 242 in the Bronx he suddenly realizes that he is in a car filled entirely with elderly woman. His politeness activated. Before he realizes it he finds himself in a conversation with several of them about Bradley Cooper in Silver Linings Playbook. For he had seen it that very weekend and thought it was "tha bomb." Without warning, a woman with a cane and the weirdest teeth you could ever see overheard us and said. "Bradly Cooper? That is one hot fella." Everyone around her agrees. Then proceeds to talk about what he looks like with his shirt off. Our hero panics. Being surrounded by the raging hormones of elderly ladies is too much for him to handle. He gets off two stops early just before they transition into talking about how slutty Jennifer Lawrence’s outfits were and walks the rest of the way to his car in utter disbelief. It seems being surrounded by hipsterz wasn't that bad after all. The End
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