SWAG

It’s a swag-tastic Friday full of swag.  It’s on the walls under my bed on my desk and all over me.  You know why?  It’s because I’m rocking’ a tie.  Yes, a black tie with a nice dress shirt, dress pants, and dress shoes.  I’m so dressed you’d think I was wearing a dress, but I wouldn’t wear a dress because a guy in a dress has no swag and you know I’m all about that swag life.  Now I’m going to go read a book and possibly go to a nice dinner, maybe order the fettucini alfredo because I like that white sauce.    If you’re a home doing nothing on this Friday night, I must inform you that you have no swag.

Now don't that look good!  Maybe get some breadsticks with it.